knew steps.

princesshelvetica:

thelittleindians:

2012

i know a lot of people don’t think obama achieved much in his term, but i would much rather have someone who can speak publicly about this kind of stuff than not. really cool.

plus, the republican candidates are a bunch of bafoons. and i’m not just saying that. they literally are crazy.

If you don’t think this is beautiful, you’re an idiot.


Taking the second plan,
Begging to understand,
Life of a selfless man.

‘Cause out of all the flaws I’ve stumbled upon;
It’s the hardest one to focus on
It’s the hardest one to focus on.

Why are you calling up?
Isn’t one enough?
Giving up all she’s got.

Out of all the flaws I’ve stumbled upon.
It’s the hardest one to focus on.
It’s the hardest one to focus on.

If you im me on facebook like a creep, all bets are off. I will meet your creep and raise you a serial killer.
Creep: what are you wearing? ;)
Me: if I play my cards right, a suit made out of your skin in about 26 minutes....

lostsailor:

Life is just too short to waste time hurting people.

I think you're lovely, and I would jump at the first opportunity to get to know you. But I feel so far off.

Why do you feel so far off? Not that many people try to talk to me and I spend most of my time alone. I’m 120% approachable. Pinky pwomise.

I knew it was all real. GAH.

I knew it was all real. GAH.





So close to accurate.

So close to accurate.
I found this in my newspaper. Can you imagine the driver’s facial expression when this happened?

I found this in my newspaper. Can you imagine the driver’s facial expression when this happened?